Moshi Monsters jokes

Now Booking, Jokes! Posted by Roary Scrawl on June 18, 2010


Hello! Big news everybody. Moshi is teaming up with Penguin Books to create a book of jokes, and we need YOUR funny bones to help us come up with 'em!

We are looking for jokes that are specifically about Moshi Monsters, so make sure you Moshi-fy them. Once you've crafted your perfect joke, and tested it on any nearby friends, post it as a COMMENT on THIS blog. The folks at Penguin Books will choose their favorites and put the best ones in a book that you'll be able to buy in stores. OMG! Imagine if YOUR joke was published. Fame and fortune could be right around the corner... Or at least you'll be able to impress your friends!
Ready, Set, JOKE!
Keep your eyes at hand...

Roary Scrawl
when are you gonna do it cos it is very intresting
Posted by malta12 on June 18, 2010 at 04:16 PM GMT+00:00 #


wy did roary cross the road?
to get to his other eyes!
Posted by funker29 on June 18, 2010 at 04:16 PM GMT+00:00 #


what do ya get when you miz burnie with ecto?
gurgle!!
Posted by funker29 on June 18, 2010 at 04:18 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

my joke is what do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? frost bite
Posted by haggisface2000 on June 18, 2010 at 04:18 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
A: From a long way away !
Posted by supersweet47 on June 18, 2010 at 04:19 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

wy did roary scrawl cross the road?
to get to his other eyes!
Posted by funker29 on June 18, 2010 at 04:19 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

what is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef but you cant pea soup!!
Posted by cedric1223 on June 18, 2010 at 04:20 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

On which day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday.
Posted by cuddlyxbear on June 18, 2010 at 04:20 PM GMT+00:00 #

wy did roary scrawl cross the road?
to get to his other eyes!
Posted by funker29 on June 18, 2010 at 04:21 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

hi my joke is
why did the banana cry?
becase everyone was saying bananananananaan!!!
hope u like my joke and I LOVE MOSHI MONSTERS
love from mintycute6
Posted by mintycute6 on June 18, 2010 at 04:21 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

wy did the furi go to the parler?
it was a beauty parlor!
Posted by funker29 on June 18, 2010 at 04:21 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

What do you call a flame which is your friend?
Burn-ie!
Posted by Janey7030 on June 18, 2010 at 04:21 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

What did the monster eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.
Posted by cuddlyxbear on June 18, 2010 at 04:21 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

wy did the luvli go to the parlor?
it was a BEAUTY PARLOR!
Posted by funker29 on June 18, 2010 at 04:22 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

What did Mcnulty say to White Fang ?
Your a hot dog
Posted by cuddlyxbear on June 18, 2010 at 04:22 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

i have a joke
whats black white red a sun burnt penguin haha!
Posted by telltake1 on June 18, 2010 at 04:23 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

Q. why did the poppet cross the road?
A. because it was the chickens day off!
Posted by izzyzara on June 18, 2010 at 04:23 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

hi
Posted by phoebe7383 on June 18, 2010 at 04:24 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

what do u get if u walk under a cow a pat on the head
Posted by pinkcutie3004 on June 18, 2010 at 04:24 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate 9
Posted by princessrhi-rhi on June 18, 2010 at 04:24 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

Q Why did the elephant cross the road?
A to buy some new trunks
Posted by rogdog0123 on June 18, 2010 at 04:24 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

that is one cool golden katsuma
Posted by bigdogstan on June 18, 2010 at 04:24 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

Why did a katsuma practice swimming across the ocean? To get to the other tide!
Posted by moshi_800 on June 18, 2010 at 04:24 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

What did the Zommer say to the Poppet who was playing ping pong
Give me back my eye
Posted by cuddlyxbear on June 18, 2010 at 04:24 PM GMT+00:00 #
 

What do you do if you see a monster???
RUN!!!!
Posted by princessrhi-rhi on June 18, 2010 at 04:24 PM GMT+00:00 #